Recently on The Flash Tub I parodied three of the most popular web cartoon sites. Homestar Runner, PVP, and Penny Arcade. Many have been wondering "does that guy have something against those sites?" No. Not really. If I really hate something I just ignore it. I wouldn't go through the trouble of animating a parody out of hate.
With that said here is a Penny Arcade strip that I modified:
If you can't tell, it's just a normal Penny Arcade strip but I took the characters out and replaced them with their real-life human bodies. I also edited out the text because I didn't want to include that with it. Since I'm no expert writer I turned to FYAD to write FOR me. Here's what they came up with:
Brendle is some kind of tiny green monster!
Cheesegod is trapped in a fan-sub!
No, don't go in there Colorfinger! It's dark!
Depressing Drawers just ate all your food!
Why, it's our very own El Pinto Zack Parsons!
Frogbeard? Frogs don't have beards!
Mechamred had something to say but I'm not sure what it was.
THERE IS MORE ON PAGE 2!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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