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Hello internet friends, Zachary "Spooker Jones" Gutierrez here with a Thanksgiving feast of crappy forum posts! This week we have some some Christian anime nerds, people who debate whether or not Sonic the Hedgehog should wear clothes, and an internet mental ward. Also included are the largest sigs in the history of internet forums and this lovely chap.

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