I really hate stupid Bush and Amerikkka. Here is a FREE WALLPAPER so you can join me in my political struggles for freedom.
I have to give props to my sister, Renee, who gave me the idea for Shirley after she posted some pictures and animations on my forum one boring day. My family has that gene that makes you see elves. I think that was the 1,000th time I mentioned elves in my SA career. My grand prize is crushing depression.
Front Page Gossip: Seth "Terrorsaurus" Knisley Failed The Meep Test
This guy couldn't joke his way through a wet paper bag. Go home Knisley, before you get hurt!
Tobar is a friend of mine on the Internet. Tobar can lift a spare tire over his head. Tobar is from Norway and he is also retarded.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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