I really hate stupid Bush and Amerikkka. Here is a FREE WALLPAPER so you can join me in my political struggles for freedom.
I have to give props to my sister, Renee, who gave me the idea for Shirley after she posted some pictures and animations on my forum one boring day. My family has that gene that makes you see elves. I think that was the 1,000th time I mentioned elves in my SA career. My grand prize is crushing depression.
Front Page Gossip: Seth "Terrorsaurus" Knisley Failed The Meep Test
This guy couldn't joke his way through a wet paper bag. Go home Knisley, before you get hurt!
Tobar is a friend of mine on the Internet. Tobar can lift a spare tire over his head. Tobar is from Norway and he is also retarded.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
The ISIS head of propaganda holds a brainstorming session with his top men to come up with new viral videos.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!