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I have to give props to my sister, Renee, who gave me the idea for Shirley after she posted some pictures and animations on my forum one boring day. My family has that gene that makes you see elves. I think that was the 1,000th time I mentioned elves in my SA career. My grand prize is crushing depression.

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This guy couldn't joke his way through a wet paper bag. Go home Knisley, before you get hurt!


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