Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.
Steve: Is this a green job?
Zack: Ruined cities and mailboxes that shoot you.
Steve: Don't forget about the broken borders.
Zack: BM-R60 Bordermech.
Steve: Is this your idea of public options, Obama?!?
Zack: Steve, what does that mean?
Steve: I don't know, dude, I was just going with it. Saying stuff from the news.
Steve: Tiger Woods better watch out for acorns!
Zack: I was going to stop you, but on second thought just go wild.
Steve: A mech voted for Joe Lieberman to break the filibuster.
Steve: A mech is saying allah ackbar at Ft. Hood and shooting its AC/10 at people!
Steve: And they said ComStar was a religion of peace!
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.