Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.
Steve: Is this a green job?
Zack: Ruined cities and mailboxes that shoot you.
Steve: Don't forget about the broken borders.
Zack: BM-R60 Bordermech.
Steve: Is this your idea of public options, Obama?!?
Zack: Steve, what does that mean?
Steve: I don't know, dude, I was just going with it. Saying stuff from the news.
Steve: Tiger Woods better watch out for acorns!
Zack: I was going to stop you, but on second thought just go wild.
Steve: A mech voted for Joe Lieberman to break the filibuster.
Steve: A mech is saying allah ackbar at Ft. Hood and shooting its AC/10 at people!
Steve: And they said ComStar was a religion of peace!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.