Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.
Steve: Is this a green job?
Zack: Ruined cities and mailboxes that shoot you.
Steve: Don't forget about the broken borders.
Zack: BM-R60 Bordermech.
Steve: Is this your idea of public options, Obama?!?
Zack: Steve, what does that mean?
Steve: I don't know, dude, I was just going with it. Saying stuff from the news.
Steve: Tiger Woods better watch out for acorns!
Zack: I was going to stop you, but on second thought just go wild.
Steve: A mech voted for Joe Lieberman to break the filibuster.
Steve: A mech is saying allah ackbar at Ft. Hood and shooting its AC/10 at people!
Steve: And they said ComStar was a religion of peace!
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.