Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.
Steve: Is this a green job?
Zack: Ruined cities and mailboxes that shoot you.
Steve: Don't forget about the broken borders.
Zack: BM-R60 Bordermech.
Steve: Is this your idea of public options, Obama?!?
Zack: Steve, what does that mean?
Steve: I don't know, dude, I was just going with it. Saying stuff from the news.
Steve: Tiger Woods better watch out for acorns!
Zack: I was going to stop you, but on second thought just go wild.
Steve: A mech voted for Joe Lieberman to break the filibuster.
Steve: A mech is saying allah ackbar at Ft. Hood and shooting its AC/10 at people!
Steve: And they said ComStar was a religion of peace!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.