Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.
Steve: Is this a green job?
Zack: Ruined cities and mailboxes that shoot you.
Steve: Don't forget about the broken borders.
Zack: BM-R60 Bordermech.
Steve: Is this your idea of public options, Obama?!?
Zack: Steve, what does that mean?
Steve: I don't know, dude, I was just going with it. Saying stuff from the news.
Steve: Tiger Woods better watch out for acorns!
Zack: I was going to stop you, but on second thought just go wild.
Steve: A mech voted for Joe Lieberman to break the filibuster.
Steve: A mech is saying allah ackbar at Ft. Hood and shooting its AC/10 at people!
Steve: And they said ComStar was a religion of peace!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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