Zack: At least if it tips over it can shoot itself back upright.
Steve: I was just wondering who I could get to scout my ost.
Zack: "Ost" is German for "hungry butthole."
Steve: Damn it! You're lying, right?
Zack: Haven't you ever heard of the Ostfront?
Steve: No, what is that?
Zack: Well, you remember WWII?
Steve: Like, not personally, but I've heard of it.
Zack: Same thing, only all buttholes.
Steve: Wow.Zack: Yeah, pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as baby arms and his laser nips up there.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
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Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.