Zack: At least if it tips over it can shoot itself back upright.
Steve: I was just wondering who I could get to scout my ost.
Zack: "Ost" is German for "hungry butthole."
Steve: Damn it! You're lying, right?
Zack: Haven't you ever heard of the Ostfront?
Steve: No, what is that?
Zack: Well, you remember WWII?
Steve: Like, not personally, but I've heard of it.
Zack: Same thing, only all buttholes.
Steve: Wow.Zack: Yeah, pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as baby arms and his laser nips up there.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.