Zack: At least if it tips over it can shoot itself back upright.

Steve: I was just wondering who I could get to scout my ost.

Zack: "Ost" is German for "hungry butthole."

Steve: Damn it! You're lying, right?

Zack: Haven't you ever heard of the Ostfront?

Steve: No, what is that?

Zack: Well, you remember WWII?

Steve: Like, not personally, but I've heard of it.

Zack: Same thing, only all buttholes.

Steve: Wow.

Zack: Yeah, pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as baby arms and his laser nips up there.
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