Zack: At least if it tips over it can shoot itself back upright.
Steve: I was just wondering who I could get to scout my ost.
Zack: "Ost" is German for "hungry butthole."
Steve: Damn it! You're lying, right?
Zack: Haven't you ever heard of the Ostfront?
Steve: No, what is that?
Zack: Well, you remember WWII?
Steve: Like, not personally, but I've heard of it.
Zack: Same thing, only all buttholes.
Steve: Wow.Zack: Yeah, pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as baby arms and his laser nips up there.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.