Zack: At least if it tips over it can shoot itself back upright.
Steve: I was just wondering who I could get to scout my ost.
Zack: "Ost" is German for "hungry butthole."
Steve: Damn it! You're lying, right?
Zack: Haven't you ever heard of the Ostfront?
Steve: No, what is that?
Zack: Well, you remember WWII?
Steve: Like, not personally, but I've heard of it.
Zack: Same thing, only all buttholes.
Steve: Wow.Zack: Yeah, pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as baby arms and his laser nips up there.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.