Zack: At least if it tips over it can shoot itself back upright.
Steve: I was just wondering who I could get to scout my ost.
Zack: "Ost" is German for "hungry butthole."
Steve: Damn it! You're lying, right?
Zack: Haven't you ever heard of the Ostfront?
Steve: No, what is that?
Zack: Well, you remember WWII?
Steve: Like, not personally, but I've heard of it.
Zack: Same thing, only all buttholes.
Steve: Wow.Zack: Yeah, pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as baby arms and his laser nips up there.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.