Zack: Steve, I think we've covered a lot of ground with this Christmas installment of WTF, D&D!? Lots of dorky mechs and we didn't even get into the horribly lame Land Air Mechs that were ripped directly out of Robotech, made no sense in Battletech, and were basically jet fighters with legs and arms dangling off the bottom. There was lots of great stuff though.
Steve: Lots of great comedic references to Periphery planets.
Zack: Lots of discussion of sexually assaulting babies.
Steve: We raise the bar every time. We just keep getting better.
Zack: Your sick mind is the only thing holding us back from covering FATAL.
Steve: Isn't that the Internet RPG with statistics like " vaginal depth?"
Zack: Yeah, Ostdiameter too. FATAL is the most realistic game ever made about measuring orifices.
Steve: I never want to review that.
Zack: Steve...Steve: What?
Zack: Today is opposites day.Steve: Noooooooooo!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.