Zack: Steve, I think we've covered a lot of ground with this Christmas installment of WTF, D&D!? Lots of dorky mechs and we didn't even get into the horribly lame Land Air Mechs that were ripped directly out of Robotech, made no sense in Battletech, and were basically jet fighters with legs and arms dangling off the bottom. There was lots of great stuff though.
Steve: Lots of great comedic references to Periphery planets.
Zack: Lots of discussion of sexually assaulting babies.
Steve: We raise the bar every time. We just keep getting better.
Zack: Your sick mind is the only thing holding us back from covering FATAL.
Steve: Isn't that the Internet RPG with statistics like " vaginal depth?"
Zack: Yeah, Ostdiameter too. FATAL is the most realistic game ever made about measuring orifices.
Steve: I never want to review that.
Zack: Steve...Steve: What?
Zack: Today is opposites day.Steve: Noooooooooo!
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.