Zack: Steve, I think we've covered a lot of ground with this Christmas installment of WTF, D&D!? Lots of dorky mechs and we didn't even get into the horribly lame Land Air Mechs that were ripped directly out of Robotech, made no sense in Battletech, and were basically jet fighters with legs and arms dangling off the bottom. There was lots of great stuff though.
Steve: Lots of great comedic references to Periphery planets.
Zack: Lots of discussion of sexually assaulting babies.
Steve: We raise the bar every time. We just keep getting better.
Zack: Your sick mind is the only thing holding us back from covering FATAL.
Steve: Isn't that the Internet RPG with statistics like " vaginal depth?"
Zack: Yeah, Ostdiameter too. FATAL is the most realistic game ever made about measuring orifices.
Steve: I never want to review that.
Zack: Steve...Steve: What?
Zack: Today is opposites day.Steve: Noooooooooo!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.