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Zack: The final word in home defense.

Steve: This is great if you are facing horsemen.

Zack: A common 21st century problem.

Steve: Hey, not every place is America. In some parts of the world there are still horsemen.

Zack: Wait, we're not back on your "centaurs are real" kick are we?

Steve: These would also work against centaurs if you happened to face some of them.

Zack: What if the centaurs were armed with halberds?

Steve: Well then you have a regular paper/paper or scissors/scissors scenario. Nobody wins.

Zack: Except for the goddamn halberd manufacturers profiteering off the great centaur wars.

Steve: So maybe don't buy this because you will be supporting big halberd.

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