Zack: Finally, my rawhide tophat can wear a corset too.
Steve: I think it's pretty cool. Imagine how it would look with some brass goggles sitting on the brim.
Zack: Cogingsly Clanksmith, at your service. Don't mind me, just here to tighten the valves on your steam equipment.
Steve: I wonder if they have steampunk versions of really mundane stuff like toasters.
Zack: Already exists. It's called a Panini press. Nothing is more steampunk than grill marks on ciabatta.
Steve: Steampunk hospital equipment?
Zack: When you get into stuff like that I think they dip into vintage hospital equipment and then glue on steam pipes and cogs.
Steve: How is that punk?
Zack: We've all been asking that question.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.