Zack: Finally, my rawhide tophat can wear a corset too.
Steve: I think it's pretty cool. Imagine how it would look with some brass goggles sitting on the brim.
Zack: Cogingsly Clanksmith, at your service. Don't mind me, just here to tighten the valves on your steam equipment.
Steve: I wonder if they have steampunk versions of really mundane stuff like toasters.
Zack: Already exists. It's called a Panini press. Nothing is more steampunk than grill marks on ciabatta.
Steve: Steampunk hospital equipment?
Zack: When you get into stuff like that I think they dip into vintage hospital equipment and then glue on steam pipes and cogs.
Steve: How is that punk?
Zack: We've all been asking that question.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.