Zack: Finally, my rawhide tophat can wear a corset too.
Steve: I think it's pretty cool. Imagine how it would look with some brass goggles sitting on the brim.
Zack: Cogingsly Clanksmith, at your service. Don't mind me, just here to tighten the valves on your steam equipment.
Steve: I wonder if they have steampunk versions of really mundane stuff like toasters.
Zack: Already exists. It's called a Panini press. Nothing is more steampunk than grill marks on ciabatta.
Steve: Steampunk hospital equipment?
Zack: When you get into stuff like that I think they dip into vintage hospital equipment and then glue on steam pipes and cogs.
Steve: How is that punk?
Zack: We've all been asking that question.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.