Zack: Finally, my rawhide tophat can wear a corset too.
Steve: I think it's pretty cool. Imagine how it would look with some brass goggles sitting on the brim.
Zack: Cogingsly Clanksmith, at your service. Don't mind me, just here to tighten the valves on your steam equipment.
Steve: I wonder if they have steampunk versions of really mundane stuff like toasters.
Zack: Already exists. It's called a Panini press. Nothing is more steampunk than grill marks on ciabatta.
Steve: Steampunk hospital equipment?
Zack: When you get into stuff like that I think they dip into vintage hospital equipment and then glue on steam pipes and cogs.
Steve: How is that punk?
Zack: We've all been asking that question.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.