Steve: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnooo no!
Zack: Ahhhhh hahaha fucking Flame Princess wins again!
Steve: It's so messed up I didn't even see it at first. Like I just saw the naked babes and I was glad finally some naked babes just frolicking and then I saw uhoh they're killing that dude while that monster watches and then I saw it.Zack: I'm sorry, Steve.
Zack: You can't unsee it.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.