Steve: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnooo no!

Zack: Ahhhhh hahaha fucking Flame Princess wins again!

Steve: It's so messed up I didn't even see it at first. Like I just saw the naked babes and I was glad finally some naked babes just frolicking and then I saw uhoh they're killing that dude while that monster watches and then I saw it.

Zack: I'm sorry, Steve.

Zack: You can't unsee it.

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