Steve: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnooo no!
Zack: Ahhhhh hahaha fucking Flame Princess wins again!
Steve: It's so messed up I didn't even see it at first. Like I just saw the naked babes and I was glad finally some naked babes just frolicking and then I saw uhoh they're killing that dude while that monster watches and then I saw it.Zack: I'm sorry, Steve.
Zack: You can't unsee it.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.