Steve: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnooo no!
Zack: Ahhhhh hahaha fucking Flame Princess wins again!
Steve: It's so messed up I didn't even see it at first. Like I just saw the naked babes and I was glad finally some naked babes just frolicking and then I saw uhoh they're killing that dude while that monster watches and then I saw it.Zack: I'm sorry, Steve.
Zack: You can't unsee it.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.