Steve: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnooo no!
Zack: Ahhhhh hahaha fucking Flame Princess wins again!
Steve: It's so messed up I didn't even see it at first. Like I just saw the naked babes and I was glad finally some naked babes just frolicking and then I saw uhoh they're killing that dude while that monster watches and then I saw it.Zack: I'm sorry, Steve.
Zack: You can't unsee it.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.