Steve: Okay, I am relaxed by this hairy dude playing his dragon sitar, and I'm glad to see the ladies get a break too, but I'm sort of worried something bad is gonna happen.
Zack: You realize you're not watching a movie, right?
Steve: Yeah but there was like a flip book of skulls decaying on a bunch of pages.
Zack: That's right. There's a header on every page of one of the books that is a candle and a pair of severed heads and page after page the candle gets smaller and the heads decay.
Steve: It's awesome but like an awesome power. Like at any moment you could be confronted with a grisly turn of events in the artwork.
Zack: What do you think is going to happen here?
Steve: I'm afraid he's going to take off his purple tights.
Zack: And underneath it's cobras. Cobras all the way down.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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