Steve: Okay, I am relaxed by this hairy dude playing his dragon sitar, and I'm glad to see the ladies get a break too, but I'm sort of worried something bad is gonna happen.
Zack: You realize you're not watching a movie, right?
Steve: Yeah but there was like a flip book of skulls decaying on a bunch of pages.
Zack: That's right. There's a header on every page of one of the books that is a candle and a pair of severed heads and page after page the candle gets smaller and the heads decay.
Steve: It's awesome but like an awesome power. Like at any moment you could be confronted with a grisly turn of events in the artwork.
Zack: What do you think is going to happen here?
Steve: I'm afraid he's going to take off his purple tights.
Zack: And underneath it's cobras. Cobras all the way down.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.