Steve: Ahhhhh!

Zack: "Best" detail: chain mail bikini being ripped apart.

Steve: I sort of am mad, mostly because I didn't want to see this and you tricked me into looking at it.

Zack: Get a good look, Steve. This is what happens every day 24/7 in Finland. This is real Finland lifestyle.

Steve: I don't want to go anymore!

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