Zack: "Best" detail: chain mail bikini being ripped apart.
Steve: I sort of am mad, mostly because I didn't want to see this and you tricked me into looking at it.
Zack: Get a good look, Steve. This is what happens every day 24/7 in Finland. This is real Finland lifestyle.
Steve: I don't want to go anymore!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.