Zack: "Best" detail: chain mail bikini being ripped apart.
Steve: I sort of am mad, mostly because I didn't want to see this and you tricked me into looking at it.
Zack: Get a good look, Steve. This is what happens every day 24/7 in Finland. This is real Finland lifestyle.
Steve: I don't want to go anymore!
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.