Steve: This is why my first rule of camping out is check for slimes.

Zack: Hang the cooler from a tree so the slimes can't get it.

Steve: Are you sure this is actually a woman?

Zack: Not all women have big racks.

Steve: Uh, did I miss something? This is fantasy artwork, right?

Zack: Weird fantasy artwork.

Steve: Ah, that would also explain why she is wearing a shirt and pants instead of like a chain tube top and a thong loin cloth thing.

Zack: Fear not, I think the Flame Princess has plenty of skin to bare. But we have a third image in our series of women bein' brutalized.

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