Steve: This is why my first rule of camping out is check for slimes.
Zack: Hang the cooler from a tree so the slimes can't get it.
Steve: Are you sure this is actually a woman?
Zack: Not all women have big racks.
Steve: Uh, did I miss something? This is fantasy artwork, right?
Zack: Weird fantasy artwork.
Steve: Ah, that would also explain why she is wearing a shirt and pants instead of like a chain tube top and a thong loin cloth thing.
Zack: Fear not, I think the Flame Princess has plenty of skin to bare. But we have a third image in our series of women bein' brutalized.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.