Steve: This is why my first rule of camping out is check for slimes.
Zack: Hang the cooler from a tree so the slimes can't get it.
Steve: Are you sure this is actually a woman?
Zack: Not all women have big racks.
Steve: Uh, did I miss something? This is fantasy artwork, right?
Zack: Weird fantasy artwork.
Steve: Ah, that would also explain why she is wearing a shirt and pants instead of like a chain tube top and a thong loin cloth thing.
Zack: Fear not, I think the Flame Princess has plenty of skin to bare. But we have a third image in our series of women bein' brutalized.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.