Steve: This is why my first rule of camping out is check for slimes.
Zack: Hang the cooler from a tree so the slimes can't get it.
Steve: Are you sure this is actually a woman?
Zack: Not all women have big racks.
Steve: Uh, did I miss something? This is fantasy artwork, right?
Zack: Weird fantasy artwork.
Steve: Ah, that would also explain why she is wearing a shirt and pants instead of like a chain tube top and a thong loin cloth thing.
Zack: Fear not, I think the Flame Princess has plenty of skin to bare. But we have a third image in our series of women bein' brutalized.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.