Steve: This is why my first rule of camping out is check for slimes.
Zack: Hang the cooler from a tree so the slimes can't get it.
Steve: Are you sure this is actually a woman?
Zack: Not all women have big racks.
Steve: Uh, did I miss something? This is fantasy artwork, right?
Zack: Weird fantasy artwork.
Steve: Ah, that would also explain why she is wearing a shirt and pants instead of like a chain tube top and a thong loin cloth thing.
Zack: Fear not, I think the Flame Princess has plenty of skin to bare. But we have a third image in our series of women bein' brutalized.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.