Steve: This is why my first rule of camping out is check for slimes.
Zack: Hang the cooler from a tree so the slimes can't get it.
Steve: Are you sure this is actually a woman?
Zack: Not all women have big racks.
Steve: Uh, did I miss something? This is fantasy artwork, right?
Zack: Weird fantasy artwork.
Steve: Ah, that would also explain why she is wearing a shirt and pants instead of like a chain tube top and a thong loin cloth thing.
Zack: Fear not, I think the Flame Princess has plenty of skin to bare. But we have a third image in our series of women bein' brutalized.
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