Zack: Ohhhhh no, you forgot skeleton, bitch. What up, now!?
Steve: I have made my feelings known in the past about skeletons. If I think about it too much I will start freaking out imagining my own skeleton.
Zack: What about your own skeleton with evil eyeballs?
Steve: That's pretty much the worst thing that could happen.
Steve: Only thing worse is if I see I'm a skeleton man in the mirror and then I run downstairs to call a doctor and my mom is a skeleton with eyeballs too.
Zack: What do you think a doctor can do for a skeleton man?
Steve: They gave a woman a dead Chinese guy's face.
Zack: Okay, number one, that didn't happen. They did not give a woman a man's face.
Steve: I can find you the youtube.
Zack: Number two, the woman still had her EVERYTHING else. They put a face on a woman who still had muscles and skin and the whole rest of her body.Steve: I didn't say it would be easy.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.