Zack: Ohhhhh no, you forgot skeleton, bitch. What up, now!?
Steve: I have made my feelings known in the past about skeletons. If I think about it too much I will start freaking out imagining my own skeleton.
Zack: What about your own skeleton with evil eyeballs?
Steve: That's pretty much the worst thing that could happen.
Steve: Only thing worse is if I see I'm a skeleton man in the mirror and then I run downstairs to call a doctor and my mom is a skeleton with eyeballs too.
Zack: What do you think a doctor can do for a skeleton man?
Steve: They gave a woman a dead Chinese guy's face.
Zack: Okay, number one, that didn't happen. They did not give a woman a man's face.
Steve: I can find you the youtube.
Zack: Number two, the woman still had her EVERYTHING else. They put a face on a woman who still had muscles and skin and the whole rest of her body.Steve: I didn't say it would be easy.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.