Zack: Ohhhhh no, you forgot skeleton, bitch. What up, now!?
Steve: I have made my feelings known in the past about skeletons. If I think about it too much I will start freaking out imagining my own skeleton.
Zack: What about your own skeleton with evil eyeballs?
Steve: That's pretty much the worst thing that could happen.
Steve: Only thing worse is if I see I'm a skeleton man in the mirror and then I run downstairs to call a doctor and my mom is a skeleton with eyeballs too.
Zack: What do you think a doctor can do for a skeleton man?
Steve: They gave a woman a dead Chinese guy's face.
Zack: Okay, number one, that didn't happen. They did not give a woman a man's face.
Steve: I can find you the youtube.
Zack: Number two, the woman still had her EVERYTHING else. They put a face on a woman who still had muscles and skin and the whole rest of her body.Steve: I didn't say it would be easy.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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