Zack: Welcome to our role playing world based on Cannibal Corpse album covers.
Steve: At least they look like they're having a good time. If you got it, flaunt it. And I mean torn off heads and bloody hooters.
Zack: Bloody hooters are a staple of Italian cinema. Everything Dario Argento has made is full of big, bloody hooters, including Asia Argento.
Steve: I bet she was conceived from a knife dramatically stabbing into a hooter.
Zack: Born with a Goblin soundtrack playing.
Steve: From a gargantuan gore-dripping hooter.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.