Zack: Welcome to our role playing world based on Cannibal Corpse album covers.

Steve: At least they look like they're having a good time. If you got it, flaunt it. And I mean torn off heads and bloody hooters.

Zack: Bloody hooters are a staple of Italian cinema. Everything Dario Argento has made is full of big, bloody hooters, including Asia Argento.

Steve: I bet she was conceived from a knife dramatically stabbing into a hooter.

Zack: Born with a Goblin soundtrack playing.

Steve: From a gargantuan gore-dripping hooter.

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