Zack: Welcome to our role playing world based on Cannibal Corpse album covers.
Steve: At least they look like they're having a good time. If you got it, flaunt it. And I mean torn off heads and bloody hooters.
Zack: Bloody hooters are a staple of Italian cinema. Everything Dario Argento has made is full of big, bloody hooters, including Asia Argento.
Steve: I bet she was conceived from a knife dramatically stabbing into a hooter.
Zack: Born with a Goblin soundtrack playing.
Steve: From a gargantuan gore-dripping hooter.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.