Zack: Welcome to our role playing world based on Cannibal Corpse album covers.
Steve: At least they look like they're having a good time. If you got it, flaunt it. And I mean torn off heads and bloody hooters.
Zack: Bloody hooters are a staple of Italian cinema. Everything Dario Argento has made is full of big, bloody hooters, including Asia Argento.
Steve: I bet she was conceived from a knife dramatically stabbing into a hooter.
Zack: Born with a Goblin soundtrack playing.
Steve: From a gargantuan gore-dripping hooter.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.