Zack: "I knew it was a mistake to hire a Crusader Mohel."
Steve: Maybe he just broke open a crate searching for treasure and his treasure was a baby.
Zack: Sounds more like a trapped crate to me. Reflex save or raise a baby.
Steve: That's a trap I will fall into some day. I want to have a baby.Zack: You need a woman for that.
Steve: Oh ha ha dude. Very funny and I will have you know that I am going out on a second date with Lupita from work so, like, get ready for Steve Jr.
Zack: I need a longsword and three fine ass nuns to grab at me.
Steve: I will not raise my baby in a crate.
Zack: Do you have any names picked out?Steve: If it's a boy he'll be Elric and if it's a girl I will call her Aayla Secura.
Zack: Let's hope their childhood is canon.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.