Steve: Hell yeah. As if dwarfs weren't already one of the best races check out this dude. This is like the recruiting poster for dwarfs.
Zack: Be all that you can be. Then divide by two.
Steve: Meanwhile look at this foppery. This elf is wearing hose and a powdered wig.
Zack: A legitimate third gender.
Steve: This is like: Warning, if you mess up in life, make the wrong choices, you will be an elf.Zack: Stay in school. Dwarf school.
Steve: Don't multiclass either. It's for d-bags.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.