Steve: Hell yeah. As if dwarfs weren't already one of the best races check out this dude. This is like the recruiting poster for dwarfs.
Zack: Be all that you can be. Then divide by two.
Steve: Meanwhile look at this foppery. This elf is wearing hose and a powdered wig.
Zack: A legitimate third gender.
Steve: This is like: Warning, if you mess up in life, make the wrong choices, you will be an elf.Zack: Stay in school. Dwarf school.
Steve: Don't multiclass either. It's for d-bags.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.