Steve: Hell yeah. As if dwarfs weren't already one of the best races check out this dude. This is like the recruiting poster for dwarfs.
Zack: Be all that you can be. Then divide by two.
Steve: Meanwhile look at this foppery. This elf is wearing hose and a powdered wig.
Zack: A legitimate third gender.
Steve: This is like: Warning, if you mess up in life, make the wrong choices, you will be an elf.Zack: Stay in school. Dwarf school.
Steve: Don't multiclass either. It's for d-bags.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.