Steve: Hell yeah. As if dwarfs weren't already one of the best races check out this dude. This is like the recruiting poster for dwarfs.
Zack: Be all that you can be. Then divide by two.
Steve: Meanwhile look at this foppery. This elf is wearing hose and a powdered wig.
Zack: A legitimate third gender.
Steve: This is like: Warning, if you mess up in life, make the wrong choices, you will be an elf.Zack: Stay in school. Dwarf school.
Steve: Don't multiclass either. It's for d-bags.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.