Steve: Hell yeah. As if dwarfs weren't already one of the best races check out this dude. This is like the recruiting poster for dwarfs.
Zack: Be all that you can be. Then divide by two.
Steve: Meanwhile look at this foppery. This elf is wearing hose and a powdered wig.
Zack: A legitimate third gender.
Steve: This is like: Warning, if you mess up in life, make the wrong choices, you will be an elf.Zack: Stay in school. Dwarf school.
Steve: Don't multiclass either. It's for d-bags.
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
Gentle Creature has awakened from his worries. Shhhh. He has gone to visit his gentle cousin who also wants to be President.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.