Steve: Hell yeah. As if dwarfs weren't already one of the best races check out this dude. This is like the recruiting poster for dwarfs.

Zack: Be all that you can be. Then divide by two.

Steve: Meanwhile look at this foppery. This elf is wearing hose and a powdered wig.

Zack: A legitimate third gender.

Steve: This is like: Warning, if you mess up in life, make the wrong choices, you will be an elf.

Zack: Stay in school. Dwarf school.

Steve: Don't multiclass either. It's for d-bags.

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