Zack: Alright, I picked this image and the next two images out because I wanted to demonstrate that as violent as this book is in general, it has a definite fascination with the violent deaths of women.
Steve: Totally unfair. You've posted like three pictures of dudes dying and women are half the population so of course they will die too.
Zack: I'm not judging. I leave that up to the people reading this. I'm just pointing out that fucking Flame Princess might be lamenting because her sisters died horribly.
Steve: Why is she lamenting anyway? Is that ever explained?
Zack: I'll admit to a shallow reading of the material. If I had to guess it's because she is in Finland.Steve: Right. Can't find a date with a studly RPG gamer.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.