Steve: Sideways art dude! Yeah! Keep on rocking the side view, my man.

Steve: This guy is my bro.

Zack: He is upending conventions right and left. Exclusively. Right and left only.

Steve: What do you think he's blasting with his tree energy?

Zack: I'm going to have to go with "something outrageously not cool whatsoever."

Steve: How dare you! Raven c.s. McCracken will hear of this!

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