Steve: Sideways art dude! Yeah! Keep on rocking the side view, my man.Steve: This guy is my bro.
Zack: He is upending conventions right and left. Exclusively. Right and left only.
Steve: What do you think he's blasting with his tree energy?
Zack: I'm going to have to go with "something outrageously not cool whatsoever."
Steve: How dare you! Raven c.s. McCracken will hear of this!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.