Steve: Sideways art dude! Yeah! Keep on rocking the side view, my man.Steve: This guy is my bro.
Zack: He is upending conventions right and left. Exclusively. Right and left only.
Steve: What do you think he's blasting with his tree energy?
Zack: I'm going to have to go with "something outrageously not cool whatsoever."
Steve: How dare you! Raven c.s. McCracken will hear of this!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.