Steve: I remember this dream. I couldn't sit anywhere.
Zack: The toilet frog should have known not to give a ride on his back to the Stinging Spike Gremlin.
Zack: Why can't anyone see how the police in Terra have become militarized and fascist. First it was rubber bullets, now they drive around in their flying Lambos shooting null voids at angry grannies.
Steve: If you do the math the lamborgini car can fly 100,000 miles on a tank of gas.Or a tank of EG, whatever that is.
Zack: I am not going near the indexes again. I'm just going to guess it stands for Electro Gas.
Steve: Such a sweet flying car and their cellphones go bad after 10 minutes.
Zack: Short battery life is the curse of GOOS TEETH.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.