Steve: I remember this dream. I couldn't sit anywhere.
Zack: The toilet frog should have known not to give a ride on his back to the Stinging Spike Gremlin.
Zack: Why can't anyone see how the police in Terra have become militarized and fascist. First it was rubber bullets, now they drive around in their flying Lambos shooting null voids at angry grannies.
Steve: If you do the math the lamborgini car can fly 100,000 miles on a tank of gas.Or a tank of EG, whatever that is.
Zack: I am not going near the indexes again. I'm just going to guess it stands for Electro Gas.
Steve: Such a sweet flying car and their cellphones go bad after 10 minutes.
Zack: Short battery life is the curse of GOOS TEETH.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.