Zack: This is what I look like right now. This is me.
Zack: Just staring, blinking a little, and walking around by swinging one leg forward and then the other.
Steve: I think this is a Tree Demon.
Zack: That's me. I'm a Tree Demon.
Zack: And I'm learning Piloting, Skateboards.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.