Zack: This is what I look like right now. This is me.
Zack: Just staring, blinking a little, and walking around by swinging one leg forward and then the other.
Steve: I think this is a Tree Demon.
Zack: That's me. I'm a Tree Demon.
Zack: And I'm learning Piloting, Skateboards.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.