Zack: This is what I look like right now. This is me.
Zack: Just staring, blinking a little, and walking around by swinging one leg forward and then the other.
Steve: I think this is a Tree Demon.
Zack: That's me. I'm a Tree Demon.
Zack: And I'm learning Piloting, Skateboards.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.