Zack: This is what I look like right now. This is me.
Zack: Just staring, blinking a little, and walking around by swinging one leg forward and then the other.
Steve: I think this is a Tree Demon.
Zack: That's me. I'm a Tree Demon.
Zack: And I'm learning Piloting, Skateboards.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.