Zack: Artist on loan from a late 1950s Soviet folk-art book for children.
Steve: Troll of Siberia will eat your hands if you dawdle at the fishmonger.
Zack: I don't think they had fishmongers in the USSR. There was a place that looked like an off-track betting parlor and you went up to the barred window and handed a lady your ration ticket and she passed you a three ounce disc of compressed trout.
Steve: Similar to how I get my Filet of Fish from MacDonald's only those are compressed hagfish.
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