Zack: Artist on loan from a late 1950s Soviet folk-art book for children.
Steve: Troll of Siberia will eat your hands if you dawdle at the fishmonger.
Zack: I don't think they had fishmongers in the USSR. There was a place that looked like an off-track betting parlor and you went up to the barred window and handed a lady your ration ticket and she passed you a three ounce disc of compressed trout.
Steve: Similar to how I get my Filet of Fish from MacDonald's only those are compressed hagfish.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.