Zack: The cyber-knight emerged? From what?

Steve: Secrecy.

Zack: Looks like this one emerged from a spinster's nightstand just before bed time.

Steve: I don't get it.

Zack: This guy looks like a dildo, Steve. Literally.

Steve: I've never seen a dildo with an energy sword.

Zack: Now you have. No. Pass.

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