Zack: The cyber-knight emerged? From what?
Zack: Looks like this one emerged from a spinster's nightstand just before bed time.
Steve: I don't get it.
Zack: This guy looks like a dildo, Steve. Literally.
Steve: I've never seen a dildo with an energy sword.
Zack: Now you have. No. Pass.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
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Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.