Zack: The cyber-knight emerged? From what?
Zack: Looks like this one emerged from a spinster's nightstand just before bed time.
Steve: I don't get it.
Zack: This guy looks like a dildo, Steve. Literally.
Steve: I've never seen a dildo with an energy sword.
Zack: Now you have. No. Pass.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.