Zack: The cyber-knight emerged? From what?
Zack: Looks like this one emerged from a spinster's nightstand just before bed time.
Steve: I don't get it.
Zack: This guy looks like a dildo, Steve. Literally.
Steve: I've never seen a dildo with an energy sword.
Zack: Now you have. No. Pass.
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.