Zack: If I have to suffer this headache SO. WILL. EVERYBODY.
Steve: You get to pick super psychic powers.
Zack: Such as?
Steve: You could possess minds.
Steve: How about making everyone forget they saw you?
Zack: You're making me forget about this stupid class.
Steve: How about a sword of raw psychic energy?
Zack: Does it do the mega damage thing?
Steve: 4D6 at level three!
Zack: Okay, I want that but I want it as psychic teeth for my dog man.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.