Zack: If I have to suffer this headache SO. WILL. EVERYBODY.
Steve: You get to pick super psychic powers.
Zack: Such as?
Steve: You could possess minds.
Steve: How about making everyone forget they saw you?
Zack: You're making me forget about this stupid class.
Steve: How about a sword of raw psychic energy?
Zack: Does it do the mega damage thing?
Steve: 4D6 at level three!
Zack: Okay, I want that but I want it as psychic teeth for my dog man.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.