Mind Melter

Zack: If I have to suffer this headache SO. WILL. EVERYBODY.

Steve: You get to pick super psychic powers.

Zack: Such as?

Steve: You could possess minds.

Zack: Boring.

Steve: How about making everyone forget they saw you?

Zack: You're making me forget about this stupid class.

Steve: How about a sword of raw psychic energy?

Zack: Does it do the mega damage thing?

Steve: 4D6 at level three!

Zack: Okay, I want that but I want it as psychic teeth for my dog man.

Steve: Nooo!

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