Zack: If I have to suffer this headache SO. WILL. EVERYBODY.
Steve: You get to pick super psychic powers.
Zack: Such as?
Steve: You could possess minds.
Steve: How about making everyone forget they saw you?
Zack: You're making me forget about this stupid class.
Steve: How about a sword of raw psychic energy?
Zack: Does it do the mega damage thing?
Steve: 4D6 at level three!
Zack: Okay, I want that but I want it as psychic teeth for my dog man.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.