Zack: If I have to suffer this headache SO. WILL. EVERYBODY.
Steve: You get to pick super psychic powers.
Zack: Such as?
Steve: You could possess minds.
Steve: How about making everyone forget they saw you?
Zack: You're making me forget about this stupid class.
Steve: How about a sword of raw psychic energy?
Zack: Does it do the mega damage thing?
Steve: 4D6 at level three!
Zack: Okay, I want that but I want it as psychic teeth for my dog man.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.