Steve: Ah, I feel like we could do a 100 page look at just the main book. There's so much stuff we left out.
Zack: Maybe we can do a part two in the future.
Steve: On the main book?
Zack: I don't know. Maybe we can do a source book or something. I don't know, what's out there?
Steve: You have no idea what you're asking.
Zack: How many books are there.
Steve: There are a lot. There are so many they released two source books on South America.
Zack: No way.
Steve: Way, dude. Way. Two on Russia. Japan. Australia. Plus all the adventure books. The war between the Coalition and Tolkeen. And the Coalition sourcebooks. And the Vampires and Mechanoids.
Steve: Canada and Quebec.
Zack: They did a source book on Canada and Quebec?
Steve: No. They did a source book on Canada and then they did a source book on Quebec.
Zack: My god.
Steve: It's a good thing Rifts is just about the sweetest game ever written.
Zack: I bet Dungeons & Dragons' ears are burning right about now.
Steve: No, I didn't mean it's better than D&D. But, like, you can be a wizard flying a jet plane against a dinosaur.
Zack: A skull jet plane?
Steve: Whatever you can imagine! It's Rifts!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.