Stephen J. Tahoe needs to take some more English classes.

Subject: Classic rattan furniture Bigsale
Date: Sun, 22 Feb 1998 06:50:29 +0700
From: [email protected] (Stephen J Cannel)
To: [email protected]

Dear friends,

I hope it's a great information for you. Now you can shopping the finest rattan furniture with the lowest price you can't get from regular furniture store. Get $250.00 off from this link:

Besting Regards,

Stephen J. Tahoe

Subject: GRABBAL

Thankks, this is to bethe great source, of information for Me! Bt as I am wondering, where are the> sales? To have good price, to hav good sale?

But what is price forall? of the basket on page1! I cannut seem it, anywhere! Please to be in good, money, price, %

Please thankkl for the funriture, and trhe saveing as I am in. For the list--- today! Plese write back... hope to!

-- R Kyanka

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