Tired of tragedies? Sick of somber news? Try mixing reality and entertainment! Replace life's painful truths with happy fiction, like a real Pan's Labyrinth princess! Get ready to feel the joy!
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
You have summoned him and now he is here!