Tired of tragedies? Sick of somber news? Try mixing reality and entertainment! Replace life's painful truths with happy fiction, like a real Pan's Labyrinth princess! Get ready to feel the joy!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
You have summoned him and now he is here!