Wrong folder, again. This looks like it's part of the Olympics opening ceremonies. I imagine it's like some cuckoo circus living in China, a circus without freedom and God. Also, judging by that second shot, Chinese women folk need a little help trimming their waist beards!
Speaking of the circus, here's a disgusting animal act out of Ringleader Lucifer's menagerie. He might as well have uncoiled the snake from his zipper. Never trust a serpent, or be banished from God's garden forever.
I know your eyes must be burnin', but I needed to warn you, before us good folk start changing into salt pillars. Sometimes reality's ugly as a mud fence. And to those mongrels who came here to see dirty photos, get full as a tick now, because once NBC hears what I have to say, the fat's gonna hit the fire. God bless America.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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