Wrong folder, again. This looks like it's part of the Olympics opening ceremonies. I imagine it's like some cuckoo circus living in China, a circus without freedom and God. Also, judging by that second shot, Chinese women folk need a little help trimming their waist beards!
Speaking of the circus, here's a disgusting animal act out of Ringleader Lucifer's menagerie. He might as well have uncoiled the snake from his zipper. Never trust a serpent, or be banished from God's garden forever.
I know your eyes must be burnin', but I needed to warn you, before us good folk start changing into salt pillars. Sometimes reality's ugly as a mud fence. And to those mongrels who came here to see dirty photos, get full as a tick now, because once NBC hears what I have to say, the fat's gonna hit the fire. God bless America.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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