Some guy from a company named "Sumo Lounge International" recently emailed me and offered to send a "Sumo Omni" bean bag chair to review on Something Awful. I love free crap as much as the next guy, so I quickly agreed to his proposition.
Since that day, he has shipped me three gigantic Sumo bean bag chairs, and has threatened to mail even more. My life has been invaded by beans and the bags containing them. It has become nearly impossible to take a single step in the state of Missouri without sitting on something.
In an attempt to appease the dangerously generous people at Sumo Lounge International, I recently finished my video review of the Sumo Omni. Please enjoy my comprehensive, detailed tribute to this free chair.
Oh, and the "other guy" in the video is Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
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