Some guy from a company named "Sumo Lounge International" recently emailed me and offered to send a "Sumo Omni" bean bag chair to review on Something Awful. I love free crap as much as the next guy, so I quickly agreed to his proposition.
Since that day, he has shipped me three gigantic Sumo bean bag chairs, and has threatened to mail even more. My life has been invaded by beans and the bags containing them. It has become nearly impossible to take a single step in the state of Missouri without sitting on something.
In an attempt to appease the dangerously generous people at Sumo Lounge International, I recently finished my video review of the Sumo Omni. Please enjoy my comprehensive, detailed tribute to this free chair.
Oh, and the "other guy" in the video is Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
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