Black Yet White, submitted by Unbootable. I'm not really too sure who the great thinkers of the Internet are, but it saddens me to think that when the people of the future look back on this time in history all great thinkers will be drowned out by the cacophony of dull idiot voices the Internet had made possible. I'll let you decide whether or not Black Yet White belongs in the "great thinkers category". After all of these years we've spent together laughing at shitty web sites, I think can trust your judgment.

Wondering what is wrong with me? Well, there is a lot of things wrong with me. HAHAHAHA. But I'm fixing them right now. I'm putting my life back together, so. No need to worry. I've done stupid things in my life, but I was bound to anyway. And now I just have to work harder to be happy on my own and not depend so much on others.

I started a new job as of 4/20 (mwahaha) at Sunglass Hut in the mall, and it's gonna be nice rolling in the cash again. I have two jobs now, so I may not update nearly as much as I do now. HAHA. Like I do. But I'll be adding new stuff, don't worry. If you are worried, just email me: [email protected] I will reply.

Actually, I don't trust anyone on the Internet. This girl is so sadsack and mopey that her site seems almost like satire. From her horrible poetry shown in GIF form, to her big page of music, to her job at the Sunglass Hut "Black Yet White" is nearly the perfect example of the angsty teen misanthrope retard that society is churning out these days.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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