ANY GIRLS WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A FAT MESS OF A PERSON? EMAIL ME!
"the realist man ever" is undoubtably keeping it real.
"Chuckifer" is one romantic bastard.
Don't we all.
Which of these sentence fragments should not belong?
When "DARKGODDESS7" says she'll suck you off I don't think she means it in that way.
Card-carrying member of the Future Sex Offenders of America.
Forty years from now when the internet collapses in a giant implosion of stupidity I want to be able to say, "I was there."
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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