ANY GIRLS WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A FAT MESS OF A PERSON? EMAIL ME!
"the realist man ever" is undoubtably keeping it real.
"Chuckifer" is one romantic bastard.
Don't we all.
Which of these sentence fragments should not belong?
When "DARKGODDESS7" says she'll suck you off I don't think she means it in that way.
Card-carrying member of the Future Sex Offenders of America.
Forty years from now when the internet collapses in a giant implosion of stupidity I want to be able to say, "I was there."
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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