Q: Is your daughter on crack?A: Probably.Q: Will this guide help me excel in either Minecraft or this mythical game entitled "Mindcraft 3?"A: Probably not.Q: Did your seven-year old daughter laugh when the old man mentioned "The Skeleton King" in Diablo 3?A: Yes, and even she said the plot was "stupid."
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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