Q: Is your daughter on crack?A: Probably.Q: Will this guide help me excel in either Minecraft or this mythical game entitled "Mindcraft 3?"A: Probably not.Q: Did your seven-year old daughter laugh when the old man mentioned "The Skeleton King" in Diablo 3?A: Yes, and even she said the plot was "stupid."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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