FAQ:
Q: Is your daughter on crack?
A: Probably.
Q: Will this guide help me excel in either Minecraft or this mythical game entitled "Mindcraft 3?"
A: Probably not.
Q:  Did your seven-year old daughter laugh when the old man mentioned "The Skeleton King" in Diablo 3?
A: Yes, and even she said the plot was "stupid."

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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