Q: Is your daughter on crack?A: Probably.Q: Will this guide help me excel in either Minecraft or this mythical game entitled "Mindcraft 3?"A: Probably not.Q: Did your seven-year old daughter laugh when the old man mentioned "The Skeleton King" in Diablo 3?A: Yes, and even she said the plot was "stupid."
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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