Q: Is your daughter on crack?A: Probably.Q: Will this guide help me excel in either Minecraft or this mythical game entitled "Mindcraft 3?"A: Probably not.Q: Did your seven-year old daughter laugh when the old man mentioned "The Skeleton King" in Diablo 3?A: Yes, and even she said the plot was "stupid."
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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