Q: Is your daughter on crack?A: Probably.Q: Will this guide help me excel in either Minecraft or this mythical game entitled "Mindcraft 3?"A: Probably not.Q: Did your seven-year old daughter laugh when the old man mentioned "The Skeleton King" in Diablo 3?A: Yes, and even she said the plot was "stupid."
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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