In 1997 a guy named Jon Hein started a retarded web site for retarded people to talk about when retarded shows got even more retarded. The guy has since sold this web site to TV Guide for millions of dollars. Fuck me.
How can anyone write this many or any amount of words about Pokemon?
His posting level... it's over nine thousand!
Presenting three people who need to be arrested right now.
I spend my days having fights on the Facts of Life Jump the Shark page and attending law school.
Working the midnight shift stoned out of your mind and watching Smurfs. That brings me back.
Jack knows what he likes.
You just listed all the reasons the show rules. Go kill yourself.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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