In 1997 a guy named Jon Hein started a retarded web site for retarded people to talk about when retarded shows got even more retarded. The guy has since sold this web site to TV Guide for millions of dollars. Fuck me.
How can anyone write this many or any amount of words about Pokemon?
His posting level... it's over nine thousand!
Presenting three people who need to be arrested right now.
I spend my days having fights on the Facts of Life Jump the Shark page and attending law school.
Working the midnight shift stoned out of your mind and watching Smurfs. That brings me back.
Jack knows what he likes.
You just listed all the reasons the show rules. Go kill yourself.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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