I MAED AND ANIMATED USAR FREINDLEY MOVIE!!!! ABOUT LUNIX!!!
BY JEFF K!!!!!!
by Jeff K.
IF YUO WANTS TOO HIRE ME TOO MAEK YUO A FALSH MOVIE FOR YUOR COMPANANY, PLES EMALE ME AND I WILL!!!! I AM L33T LIEK ILLYIAD FROM USAR FREINDLEY!!!! LUNIX!!! GRABUALSA!1
PS: DO NOT STEAL MY WORK OR ITS HAX0RING TIEM!!!
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