I MAED AND ANIMATED USAR FREINDLEY MOVIE!!!! ABOUT LUNIX!!!
BY JEFF K!!!!!!
by Jeff K.
IF YUO WANTS TOO HIRE ME TOO MAEK YUO A FALSH MOVIE FOR YUOR COMPANANY, PLES EMALE ME AND I WILL!!!! I AM L33T LIEK ILLYIAD FROM USAR FREINDLEY!!!! LUNIX!!! GRABUALSA!1
PS: DO NOT STEAL MY WORK OR ITS HAX0RING TIEM!!!
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
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