I MAED AND ANIMATED USAR FREINDLEY MOVIE!!!! ABOUT LUNIX!!!
BY JEFF K!!!!!!
by Jeff K.
IF YUO WANTS TOO HIRE ME TOO MAEK YUO A FALSH MOVIE FOR YUOR COMPANANY, PLES EMALE ME AND I WILL!!!! I AM L33T LIEK ILLYIAD FROM USAR FREINDLEY!!!! LUNIX!!! GRABUALSA!1
PS: DO NOT STEAL MY WORK OR ITS HAX0RING TIEM!!!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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