Democrats, fearful of being accused of disrespecting a veteran, have been forced to preface every attack against Republican presidential candidate John McCain with a heartfelt compliment. Calling someone "honorable" or a "true hero" right before you try to make them sound like an idiot can be difficult. We here at Something Awful have attempted to streamline this process by providing Democrats with an easy tool to generate their jabs. The John McCain Honorable Attack Generator giveth and taketh away in the same sentence.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
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