An assortment of beautiful armors and useful weapons from the fertile minds of some of Oblivion's finest mod makers.
Here's a visual riddle for you to decipher: what does this mod do? Once you have that figured out, try answering: why? If you can answer that second one let me know.
Dark Brotherhood under-boob armor: 1,000 gold. The floating magenta camel toe costs extra.
No, Outlander, you'll be de-rezzed!
Nickelodeon's Gack armor. Just don't say "water" or you'll have to buy a new set.
Behold the power of the artifact blade FractureChex.
Ah, plunger for a giant syringe, staple of all great fantasy games.
Armor by Jerry, age 8. Textures by Gouraud.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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