An assortment of beautiful armors and useful weapons from the fertile minds of some of Oblivion's finest mod makers.
Here's a visual riddle for you to decipher: what does this mod do? Once you have that figured out, try answering: why? If you can answer that second one let me know.
Dark Brotherhood under-boob armor: 1,000 gold. The floating magenta camel toe costs extra.
No, Outlander, you'll be de-rezzed!
Nickelodeon's Gack armor. Just don't say "water" or you'll have to buy a new set.
Behold the power of the artifact blade FractureChex.
Ah, plunger for a giant syringe, staple of all great fantasy games.
Armor by Jerry, age 8. Textures by Gouraud.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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