An assortment of beautiful armors and useful weapons from the fertile minds of some of Oblivion's finest mod makers.
Here's a visual riddle for you to decipher: what does this mod do? Once you have that figured out, try answering: why? If you can answer that second one let me know.
Dark Brotherhood under-boob armor: 1,000 gold. The floating magenta camel toe costs extra.
No, Outlander, you'll be de-rezzed!
Nickelodeon's Gack armor. Just don't say "water" or you'll have to buy a new set.
Behold the power of the artifact blade FractureChex.
Ah, plunger for a giant syringe, staple of all great fantasy games.
Armor by Jerry, age 8. Textures by Gouraud.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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