An assortment of beautiful armors and useful weapons from the fertile minds of some of Oblivion's finest mod makers.
Here's a visual riddle for you to decipher: what does this mod do? Once you have that figured out, try answering: why? If you can answer that second one let me know.
Dark Brotherhood under-boob armor: 1,000 gold. The floating magenta camel toe costs extra.
No, Outlander, you'll be de-rezzed!
Nickelodeon's Gack armor. Just don't say "water" or you'll have to buy a new set.
Behold the power of the artifact blade FractureChex.
Ah, plunger for a giant syringe, staple of all great fantasy games.
Armor by Jerry, age 8. Textures by Gouraud.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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