Oblivion may be a fantasy game, but that's no impediment to the science fiction fans out there wanting to get a little taste of their favorite genre in Cyrodiil.
Darth Gadget takes out his aggression on a hapless reptile. Saber inadequacy issues?
Part Dwemer, part machine, all bump mapped.
Can love bloom in Cyrodiil? The only way to find out is to deactivate the forcefield on the robot.
Forget the Flood, Master Chief has bigger troubles to tackle. Like that crab walking around by the river.
Thanks for the ride to the Mage's Guild, baby. Keep the motor running, Master Chief just has to run in real quick and buy some soul gems.
All good things must come to an end, and so must all bad things. Thus we reach the end of the first Act of our journey through Oblivion's world of mods. We've seen some strange, deviant, and completely stupid mods this time around, but our adventure has only begun.
In Act II we will discover the many sex mods for Oblivion and "enjoy" a very special appearance by Michael Jackson. In the final Act we will travel to the faraway land of Japan and learn that the Japanese have an insatiable lust for modding complete insanity into Oblivion. What a surprise!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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