Bad armor and beards, in my Oblivion? Yes, please! You'll be enjoying both to their fullest thanks to some creative mods.
Can a cat grow a beard? They can in Cyrodiil!
The mustache rides may be five cents, but you can get all the nagging you want from Higgins free of charge.
More beard means more gravitas.
Some folks prefer Morrowind to Oblivion and have carefully ported over the dumbest looking armor from the third Elder Scrolls game.
Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the- halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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