Bad armor and beards, in my Oblivion? Yes, please! You'll be enjoying both to their fullest thanks to some creative mods.
Can a cat grow a beard? They can in Cyrodiil!
The mustache rides may be five cents, but you can get all the nagging you want from Higgins free of charge.
More beard means more gravitas.
Some folks prefer Morrowind to Oblivion and have carefully ported over the dumbest looking armor from the third Elder Scrolls game.
Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the- halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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