Bad armor and beards, in my Oblivion? Yes, please! You'll be enjoying both to their fullest thanks to some creative mods.
Can a cat grow a beard? They can in Cyrodiil!
The mustache rides may be five cents, but you can get all the nagging you want from Higgins free of charge.
More beard means more gravitas.
Some folks prefer Morrowind to Oblivion and have carefully ported over the dumbest looking armor from the third Elder Scrolls game.
Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the- halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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