Subservient girls and teddy bears, if I never see you in Oblivion, let me feel the lack. Fortunately, no one has to lack either in this great age.
Yes, I made a girl so that I could give her presents in my underpants, what of it?
...but not forgotten.
Everyone loves bears, even my harem of renaissance pirates.
Just two gals hanging out and readin' a manga together. Nothing unusual about that.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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