Subservient girls and teddy bears, if I never see you in Oblivion, let me feel the lack. Fortunately, no one has to lack either in this great age.
Yes, I made a girl so that I could give her presents in my underpants, what of it?
...but not forgotten.
Everyone loves bears, even my harem of renaissance pirates.
Just two gals hanging out and readin' a manga together. Nothing unusual about that.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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