Subservient girls and teddy bears, if I never see you in Oblivion, let me feel the lack. Fortunately, no one has to lack either in this great age.
Yes, I made a girl so that I could give her presents in my underpants, what of it?
...but not forgotten.
Everyone loves bears, even my harem of renaissance pirates.
Just two gals hanging out and readin' a manga together. Nothing unusual about that.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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