Subservient girls and teddy bears, if I never see you in Oblivion, let me feel the lack. Fortunately, no one has to lack either in this great age.
Yes, I made a girl so that I could give her presents in my underpants, what of it?
...but not forgotten.
Everyone loves bears, even my harem of renaissance pirates.
Just two gals hanging out and readin' a manga together. Nothing unusual about that.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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