Subservient girls and teddy bears, if I never see you in Oblivion, let me feel the lack. Fortunately, no one has to lack either in this great age.
Yes, I made a girl so that I could give her presents in my underpants, what of it?
...but not forgotten.
Everyone loves bears, even my harem of renaissance pirates.
Just two gals hanging out and readin' a manga together. Nothing unusual about that.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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