Subservient girls and teddy bears, if I never see you in Oblivion, let me feel the lack. Fortunately, no one has to lack either in this great age.

Yes, I made a girl so that I could give her presents in my underpants, what of it?


Gone...


...but not forgotten.


Everyone loves bears, even my harem of renaissance pirates.


Just two gals hanging out and readin' a manga together. Nothing unusual about that.


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