You've got to admit they're getting better...
...a little better all the time!
Dr. Weintraub enlarged my breasts to an F-cup and made my nipples nice and huge and blurry.
Weak Potion of Depilation. 75 Gold. Look it up, buddy.
Yo, we're just some fly honeys hanging out on the steps of this here church bein' fun-lovin' and free!
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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