40 gold for accidentally clicking an apple in a shop? I don't think so!
Well, this is a new option...
That was an unpleasant experience, and it didn't even take care of the bounty.
I guess if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
Whew, hard work!
Yay yay yay yay!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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