40 gold for accidentally clicking an apple in a shop? I don't think so!
Well, this is a new option...
That was an unpleasant experience, and it didn't even take care of the bounty.
I guess if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
Whew, hard work!
Yay yay yay yay!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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