40 gold for accidentally clicking an apple in a shop? I don't think so!
Well, this is a new option...
That was an unpleasant experience, and it didn't even take care of the bounty.
I guess if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
Whew, hard work!
Yay yay yay yay!
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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