Don't mind the satanic runes, we're redecorating.
These Turkish prisons are getting worse every year.
Welcome to the worst Maxim shoot ever.
This image is taken from a mod that lets you have a little girl follow you around. I'm not kidding.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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