Hi, creepy old man standing outside a church, guess which mod I just installed?
You guessed right!
Alright, Brad Pitt, jeez.
Hey, who wants to read filthy blocks of text about dicks in butts? You're in luck!
I can do little other than concur with this last image.
That's it for Act II of our journey through the hell of Oblivion mods. Next week I'll be bringing you the third and final installment with a bevy of terrifying mods from Japan.
Thanks again to Oblivion mod superstars RobTG and Wise Old Hitachi, as well as giZm, Grundma, Gutrot, Hellburger99, Ogniem I Mieczem, onimonkii, seizurelater, slo, Somberortron, and Trench Foot. Without the hard work of these fine gentlemen we never would have known about Michael Jackson and prostitution mods for Oblivion. That's gotta count for something, right? Right!?
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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