Oblivion can get lonely, luckily this mod gives you a pal to have fun with!
Awww, he's adorable!
What do you think of my gunblade, Michael?
Whoops! It just went off, I swear!
Huh. These guns just keep going off.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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