Oblivion can get lonely, luckily this mod gives you a pal to have fun with!
Awww, he's adorable!
What do you think of my gunblade, Michael?
Whoops! It just went off, I swear!
Huh. These guns just keep going off.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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