Sony's online gaming site, Station.com, offers a free multiplayer game called "The Dating Game" in which three contestants attempt to woo the heart and mind of one coveted sleazy online bachelor / bachelorette. It's just like "The Dating Game" television show except anybody can join in... which is just asking for trouble once the SA Forum Goons move in and look for love. The following pages are screencaptures of the heated competition that the Forum Goons gave the rest of the online community in their quest for finding that perfect mate. A special thanks goes out to Pacinamac, who was wise enough to archive these gems. See if you can determine which contestants are Forum Goons!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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