Sony's online gaming site, Station.com, offers a free multiplayer game called "The Dating Game" in which three contestants attempt to woo the heart and mind of one coveted sleazy online bachelor / bachelorette. It's just like "The Dating Game" television show except anybody can join in... which is just asking for trouble once the SA Forum Goons move in and look for love. The following pages are screencaptures of the heated competition that the Forum Goons gave the rest of the online community in their quest for finding that perfect mate. A special thanks goes out to Pacinamac, who was wise enough to archive these gems. See if you can determine which contestants are Forum Goons!
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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