~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught

"Shit Just Got Real": Moments of perceived grandeur in a game - When you beat Street Fighter IV with the proper amount of perfects/ultra combo finishes, Akuma shows up...

Bosses which have angered you beyond any reasonable degree - Akuma from Super Street Fighter II Turbo pretty much takes the cake in this category.

What's the most fun you've had playing games? (no hatin' thread) - For me this would have to be using Akuma in Street Fighter III: The Third Strike, Fighting for the Future.

Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus Strikes Back! - A fully completed "Let's Play" thread that leaves you wondering, "who would win between Sephiroth and Akuma?"

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~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles

Did you know they put BACTERIA in cheese?!
- Researchers at Newcastle University in England have now identified eight previously undiscovered microbes on the French, brie-like cheese called Reblochon. The potential benefits of these new microbes are still unknown...

Get Your Roquefort Before March 23rd
- Wait does that have BACTERIA in it because ewww.

I am a giant man-girl. What alcohol should I choose for my friend's party.
- People drinking for all the wrong reasons.

What do you pack for lunch?
- Can't be pinku!

What's in that sauce?
- Wanna meat that sauce.

Aphrodisiacs and Valentines Day Meals
- Getting close to the day, so you'd better start planning. You'll want something light to keep the mode. I suggest durian dipped in ranch.

And I thought Guinness couldn't get any better
- Maybe if you added ranch hmmmmm????

Good on its own.
- Anything, as long as it's dipped in ranch.

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