Texas town's police use asset-forfeiture law to extort money from innocents
Breakthrough leads to batteries charging in seconds.
Obama sends clear message: sound science, not masqueraded moralism
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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