~*~ Watch and Weight / The Goon Doctor ~*~
Reppin': adam jay harris

The Male Fragrance/Cologne Thread - Part V!!! - Chances are that if you are reading this, then you are a goon. Chances are if you are a goon, you smell. Do everyone a favor and read this thread.

Good Calories, Bad Calories - The only good calorie is a dead calorie. Check out the breakdown between fat, carb, protein and alcohol calories (yes alcohol has calories and shots can make you fat)

Tips for fat loss in social occasions? - The only way to lose weight is to avoid all social contact, period. Who knows what kind of foodstuff your neighbor has up his sleeve to tempt you with.

Cutting out caffeinated beverages - You'll pry the mountain dew from my cold, dead hands.

Gaming addiction - where's the line? - Shoulda posted this in Games instead of the Goon Doctor. This poor kid will never be able to enjoy a game again.

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles

ICSA 29 Voting Thread: Battle Coriander
- All hail master kiteless, for we have all been schooled. But beware the rising power of ZetsurinPower!

Recommend me a hot sauce that's not too intense
- "Sriracha is your only need!"
"No it's too spicy."
"You're worthless."
"It's also too sweet."

*eats a peck of pickled peppers*

What is your nemesis?
- Look at this baby who cannot make item x. What a baby this is.

Costco Kirkland Signature brand cookware - Yay? Nay?
- Mass market metal products can indeed raise feelings of rage and fury.

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