~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno

Daily Carry Thread - How many knives, flashlights, masturbational aides, and magazines can you cram into your 5.11 Tactical cargo pants?

Anyone Watching the Olympics? - Welcome to the Sports Argument Station

Pistol Suppressors / Silencers - James Bond

Pa Pa Shah - Watch as Gewehr 43 refurbishes a PPSH-41 so it can go back to looking pretty in a police evidence locker.

Multi-Residence Gun Ownership - Naturally Selected needs to learn how to shut his trap and not mention that he also lives in New York.

~*~ Cinema Discusso ~*~
Reppin': Skutter


Heavyweights [1995]- Easily one of Ben Stiller's finest roles, and one of Disney's last decent live-action films. Definitely worth the rental for a trip down Memory Lane.

This week's CD Megathread: The new and upcoming indie/arthouse/foreign movie megathread- Do you like John Waters' films? Can you stand Vincent Gallo? Do you "get" what David Lynch is trying to say? Check out this thread to add some hipster credentials to your portfolio.

Cliches you absoultely cannot stand seeing- Do you remember that one time in that one movie where that one character said or did something that infuriated you so much you violently shook your Cheeto-dust stained fist at the screen? Click on this link and post about it!

Death Race Remake: Nascar meets Hand-Grenades.- A NASCAR driver is framed for his wife's murder and sent to a prison where he is entered into a deadly demolition derby-type game that can win him his freedom if he cooperates with the prison's warden. Features: Jason Statham killing people, the guy from Deadwood that says "cocksucker" all the time, and probably a lot of gore and fake titties. Doesn't Feature: David Carradine, Sylvester Stallone, the Transcontinental Road Race, Euthanasia Day, or anything that was good about the original movie.

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