~*~ Laissez's Fair ~*~
Reppin': rubber cat
The Olympics is bullshit! - chinese government guy: THIS BABY IS 16 YEARS OLD HERE'S PROOF ioc guy: *looks over document* hmmm yes well everything seems to be in order here baby: *farts in diaper*
Gay student murdered, parents sue school for being too tolerant of him - guy in this thread: "while im all for tolerance and equality...this kid was really begging to be a victim of a hate crime." SPOILER ALERT: in a few days he will post "haha i trolled the fuck out of you chumps "
Reader's Digest: Humor in Uniform - deprived of veterans' benefits, many soldiers are forced to submit either military anecdotes to reader's digest or cartoons to the new yorker
So I took my daughter to get circumsized today... - circumcision is what's known as a "hot topic" in LF, by which I mean there are 50 threads made about it every single minute. in fact there have been so many of them that nobody is actually arguing, they are just meta-arguing in an ironic pastiche of earlier circumcision threads. are YOU prepared for the postmodern boarding revolution?
The Wall Street Journal is the paragon of reporting - this is just like watergate except woodrow and bernstein are a woman, deep throat posts on yahoo answers, and the burglary is barack obama's body weight
who's got........CONVENTION FEVER 2008!!!!!!!! - they are going to crash the ron paul blimp into the xcel center and then the reloveolution will begin
THE ELECTION: A TALE IN THREAD TITLES
Act I: Bump this thread every time there's no reason to vote for John McCain
Act II: Why is Obama not polling in the lead?
Act III: mccain and obama pander to jesus in front on cable 2nite
Act IV: john mccain is going to win lol
Act V: Maybe McCain won't be so bad
~*~ Sports Argument Stadium ~*~
Reppin': Georgia Leech
Camp(4)agin to elimina(8)te World's fastest man ever, l(sheep)aunched - A Kyoon special: Learn how the media is out to destroy the career of some giant sprinter from somewhere in the Caribbean. Pretend to care.
2008 LLWS- That kid is not 13 - Watch as the one kid in the entire tournament who knows how to throw a curveball strikes out a bunch of 5'3" midgets from Hawaii.
Preseason Rookie Report Thread - Ryan is already a bust. - In which people decide after a grand total of zero regular seasons games that First Rounder X is a complete bust.
Let's Smash Some Dreams: Who's getting the top three 2009 picks? - Shockingly enough, very few mentions of the Raiders or the Lions.
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Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
The Something Awful Forums: the last bastion of sanity on the Internet. "Forum Fridays" glances at some of the most interesting and popular threads from nearly each forum, highlighting a handful of threads each week.