~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Tell me some cool evolutionary facts. It is a known fact that we have evolved to cope with new challenges in our lifestyles. For this very reason it is speculated that goons will in fact evolve to bear their offspring fully neck-bearded to prepare them for their life as internet dwelling mammals.
Tell me about becoming a Foreign Service Officer/Diplomat. Park wherever the hell you like, get all the local girls pregnant and get wasted on Pimms and Lemonade on all your business class flights. The life of a diplomat is a luxury one. Let's just hope your country doesn't decide to blow up the country you visit though eh? That WOULD make your weekly game of hearts with their head of state awkward.
Ask me about BRAIN SURGERY and EPILEPSY. Brain surgery? Epilepsy? MS Paint diagrams?!? IS IT CHRISTMAS??! Seriously though this dudes brain is all over this thread.
Ask linguists about languages and linguistics.. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Tell me what's the deal with Dubai? (pics). Dubai - the city that was built from a piece of desert and is now a piece of desert too expensive for you to ever visit. Cool! Arabs are rich
~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Microsoft's new ad campaign: Bill tries on shoes. - You are going to waste hours of your life trying to figure out of this ad is brilliant or stupid. You should just save your time but it has Seinfeld in it so I know you fags are going to watch it.
Argh my eyes! Post your favourite tiled wallpapers - Why don't you just install Windows 95. It had the best tiled wallpapers!
Hard Drive Hoedown! - See SH/SC posters brag about their peni...I mean, storage space.
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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